411 Travel Expert hopes you enjoyed the story.Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?
Clerk: Well sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things.
Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price?
Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gallon, and we have 60 different
prices up to $200 a gallon.
Customer: What's the difference in the paint?
Clerk: Oh, there isn't any difference; it's all the same paint.
Customer: Well then, I'd like some of that $12 paint.
Clerk: When do you intend to use the paint?
Customer: I want to paint tomorrow. It's my day off.
Clerk: Sir, the paint for tomorrow is the $200 paint.
Customer: When would I have to paint to get the $12 paint?
Clerk: You would have to start very late at night in about 3 weeks;
but you will have to agree to start painting before Friday of that
week and continue painting until at least Sunday.
Customer: You've got to be *&%^#@* kidding!
Clerk: I'll check and see if we have any paint available.
Customer: You have shelves FULL of paint! I can see it!
Clerk: But it doesn't mean that we have paint available. We sell only
a certain number of gallons on any given weekend. Oh, and by the way,
the price per gallon just went to $16. We don't have any more $12
paint.
Customer: The price went up as we were talking?
Clerk: Yes sir. We change the prices and rules hundreds of times a
day, and since you haven't actually walked out of the store with your
paint yet, we just decided to change. I suggest you purchase your
paint as soon as possible. How many gallons do you want?
Customer: Well, maybe five gallons. Make that six, so I'll have
enough.
Clerk: Oh no sir, you can't do that. If you buy paint and don't use
it, there are penalties and possible confiscation of the paint you
already have.
Customer: WHAT?
Clerk: We can sell enough paint to do your kitchen, bathroom, hall and
one bedroom, but if you stop painting before you do the bedroom, you
will lose your remaining gallons of paint.
Customer: What does it matter whether I use all the paint? I already
paid you for it!
Clerk: We make plans based upon the idea that all our paint is used,
every drop. If you don't, it causes us all sorts of problems.
Customer: This is crazy! I suppose something terrible happens if I
don't keep painting until after Saturday night!
Clerk: Oh yes! Every gallon you bought automatically becomes the $200
paint.
Customer: but what are all these, "Paint on sale from $2.50 a quart"
signs?
Clerk: Well that's for our budget paint. It only comes in
half-gallons. One $5 half-gallon will do half a room. The second
half-gallon to complete the room is $20. None of the cans have labels,
some are empty and there are no refunds, even on the empty cans.
Customer: To hell with this! I'll buy what I need somewhere else!
Clerk: I don't think so sir. You may be able to buy paint for your
bathroom and bedrooms and your kitchen and dining room from someone
else, but you won't be able to paint your connecting hall and stairway
from anyone but us. And I should point out sir, that if you paint in
only one direction, it will be $300 a gallon.
Customer: I thought your most expensive paint was $200!
Clerk: That's if you paint around the room to the point at which you
started. A hallway is different.
Customer: And if I buy $200 paint for the hall, but only paint in one
direction, you'll confiscate the remaining paint?
Clerk: No, we'll charge you an extra use fee plus the difference on
your next gallon of paint. but I believe you're getting it now sir.
Customer: You're insane!
Clerk: Thanks for painting with FastJet.
The passenger needed to go from New York to London for meetings then return to Charleston, SC to pick up his boat. As with all customers, all parts of the trip were double checked, even down to the car that would take him to his boat in South Carolina. Things went smoothly until some meetings were canceled and he needed to change his return date. Passing the change information to his assistant in London, she used a local agent in London and the flight was changed to a day earlier. The assistant advised our travel expert of the change and asked him to change the local car arrangements in South Carolina. In the e-mail, the assistant provided the new flight information. Our travel expert immediately noticed the new flight would take the passenger to West Virginia where Charleston is 467 miles from his boat in the other Charleston. The travel expert changed the flights to Charleston, South Carolina and sent the new flight information to the assistant including the tidbit about the 467 miles. Within seconds, the assistant called the travel expert to thank him for saving her job and they both had a good laugh. It is given, there's no real need for the assistant to be aware there are two Charlestons with airports. But surprisingly the booking agent in Britain never questioned which Charleston was the destination. Thanks to the constant alertness of a travel expert and an efficient assistant, the passenger was never aware of, nor inconvenienced by, a potential nightmare.

Sales Tax is 10%Then there are the options:
Airport concession recovery fee is 11.11%
County Tax is 5%
Facility Fee is $4.00 per day
Frequent Flyer Surcharge is $0.06 per day
Transportation Fee is $2.20 per day
Vehicle License Fee is $2.50 per day
LDW (Loss Damage Waiver) $15.99 per dayThen there is optional equipment:
LIS (Liability Insurance Supplement) $9.99 per day
PPL (Personal Protection Plan) $5.45 per day
SLI (Supplementary Liability Insurance) $8.95 per day
UMC (Uninsured Motorist Coverage) $5.99 per day
CSI and CST (Infant or Toddler Seat) $6.00 per day
NVS (Mobile Navigational System or GPS) $11.99 per day
Paris, France: Comfortable newer model executive sedan runs about $130 per hour with a 2 hour minimum and additional for tolls, parking and telephone usage. A five hour city tour with English speaking driver guide and late model comfortable sedan arranged with a deluxe hotel's concierge runs about $850.
London, UK: Comfortable new model executive sedan, $140 per hour with a 2 hour minimum. A quick tour by Black Cab from Hyde Park Corner to Greenwich Observatory, Cutty Sark, Tower Bridge and back costs around $300.
Quito, Ecuador: Comfortable newer model sedan, arranged by your hotel, for local touring $20 per hour. The same for a day trip out of town, like to Santo Domingo los Colorados is $20 per hour plus a trip charge of $100. A day trip to Otavalo uses the same hourly rate with a lower trip charge.
Panama, Panama: Older model taxi arranged directly with the driver runs about $35 per hour.
Phoenix, Arizona: Comfortable newer model sedan, $92 per hour.
New York City: Comfortable newer model sedan $160 per hour
Mexico City, Mexico: Older model sedan/taxi suggested by hotel $50 per hour. A trip to the Pyramids from the Pink Zone or Zocalo and return $250, about 5 hours.